fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

randomness-is-epic:

you’ll never truly know a person until you become group partners

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

googlebus:

I just nearly died through running for 5 minutes 

jehanprouvaires:

it’s okay to be feminine (◠‿◠✿)

it’s okay to be masculine (◡‿◡✿)

let people be who they want to be ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies